would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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