I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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