Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He did a backflip because drugs
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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