weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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