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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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