Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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