did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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