Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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