Nicole vs. Life
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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