I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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