I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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