Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
id be glad to
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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