Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
