come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
please don't ironically join a cult
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