yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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