They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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