i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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