How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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