She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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