it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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