just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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