i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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