new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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