with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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