And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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