The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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