I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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