brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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