Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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