I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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