So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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