Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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