I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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