her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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