Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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