They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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