she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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