ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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