he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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