And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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