After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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