grandma shit on top of the toilet
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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