go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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