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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

  (475): View more from Connecticut

  Yeah?

  (212): View more from New York

  Stuck it in his pooper.

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• (559): View more from California

  I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel strange, like something is off with my body

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  Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award

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• (315): View more from New York

  He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma

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