I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I believe in your delicious
Who the fuck stole my fridge again