Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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