Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.