Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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