North Korea, Best Korea!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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