like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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