Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
