when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
