stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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