My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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