but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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