Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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