Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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