Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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