omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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